i googled "where to have sex in disneyland." i found nothing.
I just added her as a friend on Facebook. I met her 5 minutes ago and there are already more than 50 pics of me uploaded... from other nights.
You don't have to be drunk! I've licked your asshole before
This better be legit desert and not your penis alamode
Dick in my face. Dick in my face. Dick in my face. Dick in my face. Dick in my face. Dick in my face. Dick in my face. Dick in my face.
Seriously you have a sixth sense. You woke up out of a nap to tell us all to check the clock and it was 4:18. You're like the spiderman of smoking weed.
Boats looked like robot pelicans and time was slow and now im on wipe out
If a raisin and a desert had a bastard child that would be the inside of my mouth right now
Prerry sure I narrowly avoided being tazed by a swat cop last night... But on the up side, we found my purse.
How are you feeling this morning?
Well, I just found day old puke in my bra, so I've been better.
I'm just imagining Oprah like "you're popping a boner, and you're popping a boner...EVERYONE IS POPPING A BONER"
Is it too forward if I ask him to bring a condom when he comes over to work on our project?
I really need to get a comfy set of masturbating shoes
I am witnessing a blind guy whip ass at beer pong
So I ended the trip with two cold sores, poison ivy on my leg and vagina, and no alcohol or weed. WORST. 4TH. OF. JULY. EVER.
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