Man, ugly runs in her family
yeah, big time
I feel like this woman may give her husband a hand job mid way through dinner. just saying.
i made two phi delts show me their dicks in less than 30 words! Take that twitter!
that would be two times in a week with two different guys.
they have the same name so it only counts as one guy right?
the more i look through evidence of last night, the less i seem to remember.
He pulled his dick out during the Bourne Ultimatum, ruined it for me.
What's the appropriate way to phrase "If you ever leave your wife give me a call. But we can still have sex periodically until then."??
some fat dude with wolverine facial hair just walked out of your room with a snuggie. explanation needed.
I'm beginning to worry that I seem to get along best with people when I'm naked with them.
I woke up in a toga after going to a Hawaiian party. I don't even know.
If fixing it is ignoring it, and getting naked. Then yes we fixed it.
Guess who isn't pregnant with a random sex ocean baby?!?!
Bacardi 151 is like a past nightmare I'm still curious about
I lick assholes and I wouldn't eat mdma
Verdict: uncircumcised.
Randomize
