Ninja stars and alcohol are a bad combo
i was like the pretty and slutty 8th grade girl who goes to a party, gets wasted, and ends up having sex with a senoir
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alcohol + bed + penis = sex
There need to be more gay people on my afternoon soaps.
she said she could "feel the heat of my groin" against her. ruined the whole fucking moment.
unrelatedly i think im gonna download boogie nights just to see mark wahlberg's penis
I drink way too much to have a type. Last weekend I picked up a guy who calls me "baby girl"
I'm so tired of waking up with my bed full of deli meats.
Yep. My memoirs will be called "A Slore Worth Mentioning"
Im shooting goldshlager and waxing my crotch
I got a hand job after work. Remember those? From the 90s...
I'm trying to cause a divorce, your hooking up with a felon, I think we need Jesus.
I wanna suck that fisherman's dick.
He said a lot of nice things about me, it was really uncalled for.
i cant believe the cop was fine with you saying no we are in a hurry when he asked to search your car
I woke up naked next to my hot manager. Left before she woke up, and worked an entire shift with her. She has no idea.
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