if i had a camp nickname it would be Flick Bean
flash back: i gave smirnoff to a group of children at walmart
i think i got so emotional from a mix of getting my period and slapping the bag like five times
So am I a slut for not remembering his name after sex last night or not recognizing him in the cafe today after he told me who he was?
he climbed up to our party on the 2nd floor balcony and then pulled a glass mug and a beer from his knapsack. these freshmen are intense
Say something like you want him to fuck you behind a McDonald's. Guys secretly love weird shit like that.
Aww. I feel like I need to kill a puppy just to make room in the world for how cute you are right now
I woke up on the dog bed, bottle of alcohol still in hand and my thong was hanging off the family portrait.... Yikes
The upside of a losing football weekend is that there are more sad frat boys willing to let loose their inner gay man.
Last night must have been awesome because I went to get in the shower only to find the bat symbol drawn on my chest
That happened during battle shots lol
Is it possible to sluttify a hobbit costume? Cause if so, this will be my biggest accomplishment.
I don't want to resort to having sex with people that actually like me.
So how does one go about leaving their family vacation to hang out with someone they met on tinder
But really, someone with a penis give me attention before I start posting nudes on Instagram.
Mike fell asleep with his hand down my pants. I'm clearly an enticing person.
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