Is your delayed response due to the massive amount of judging going on?
I just answered "If only I knew" for a quiz in criminology, she loved it. I got an A
i've hooked up with him and three of his roommates and not a single one of them knows about it..think its safe to say i found the silver lining in a boys inability to communicate
fyi, she knows we call her the sperm bank. watch your back.
When I finally got there you were bleeding all over and you just kept saying over and over that the dog was your only friend at the party.
Playing basket ball at the park with random people that showed up at 1am. the division of teams is based on what drugs people are on
Ur gonna wake up early as dick tomorrow to do some responsible shit but im the one up at 3 am right now cooking brats soaked in keystone light so fuck your falling asleep ass bitch
You did that scary laugh you always do when you're blacking out except she's never heard it before and though you were choking and screamed at all of us when we didn't call an ambulance
Don't ever give your dog some hamburger at midnight. Its impossible to enjoy a late night burger when your dog just threw it up all over your carpet. Gremlin rules work with dogs.
No man. Everyone needs to shit off a roof, at least once.
She climbed up the stairs with three brownies in one fist, two in the other, and one in her mouth. Also, she opened the bedroom door with her foot. I may be in love.
He's gonna be like you slept with too many of my friends and you're being voted off the island haha
Just hit on a girl with the line, "You look like Natalie Portman if she did drugs". Strike 1
He told me he would make me come so hard I would throw up. I'm actually horrified that he thinks that's something any person would want
I had to ask my mom to look for my kegle ball...
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