Dude go to the top of pikes peak right now to catch Kevin Bacon's band performing
The bacon? Yeah right. What if there's Tremors?
Him and Burt have already taken care of that. It's a once in a lifetime chance to catch the Bacon brothers live in concert. I sort of have a boner
There was so much of it... it was like he poured a bowl of pudding on my face. It's not bad for your hair is it?
All i remember before i blacked out is you pointing to a random chick and telling me to bang her for America.
I've liked him since I puked on him on my birthday so I want it to be special.
I filled this oven with as much Pizza as I could, and I've been eating out of it for three days.
Just ate the last piece. Refilling the oven.
Where are you? I hear fireworks and you've gone missing. I'm sure that is not coincidence.
Apparently she has a 10 week old kid, which would explain the hallway effect I was feeling.
This is home. And home is where you find your family. And you try not to make out with your family.
I am just saying if Clark Kent walks into your life, you fuck him
The last time I saw her someone was carrying her on a bike and she was yelling that she was E.T.
He told me that after two hours of fucking he feels as though his dick wants to detach from his body and go to Mexico..
I was the only one in group sessions to bring up sex as a stress reliever. Some of those people were awfully judgy despite the fact we were all in a psych ward.
I just walked in on Joel doing a buck naked tripod headstand in front of the mirror so he could see the bug bite on his balls
Be there in 6 mins I’m smell like fireball. and strippers and need to use your showers before go home
Did you put my shoes in the freezer.
Nope. I did however put them in the kiddie pool you pissed in in the living room before Tyler put them in the freezer. Ass hole.
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