you would have Pina Colada flavored saliva.
She made a guy cry in the bar. I will have her, oh yes, I will have her..
I do have sympathy for you. It's just not going to manifest as a blow job.
Should I tell her she gave me head in the kitchen while I was eating a cupcake or would that hurt her dignity too much?
I'm laying here in fetal position. I feel like a traffic cone
I'm just here to guide your spirit, avoiding herpes is on you though
We just broke into a lion king sing along. Understanding is not possible.
He was so hammered. He called the cops on the landscapers he thought they were trespassing. 2 were arrested on warrants.
So I've been in more fights on one leg than I've had on two.
Tequila ran out around 11 so she let them do body shots of chips and guacamole instead
I'm bathroom at buffalo wild wings
I think incapable of making pants work send help
Headphones came off my phone same time as The Weeknd sang "Who's gonna fuck you like me?"...Everyone at work heard it.
It's difficult to focus on bonds when you know your classmate peed in your mouth
I STUDIED GEOGRAPHY I KNOW THIS SHIT!! DON'T YOU DARE QUESTION MY AUTHORITY ON GLACIAL DEPOSITION AGAIN BITCH!!
I don’t know what language he speaks but I know my boobs will translate just fine
I’m looking forward to few days of international relations
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