Yeah, it wasn't as bad as I thought. I tried not to clench and things went pretty smoothly.
I'm sorry, but there's just something about mesh over nipples that irks me.
Im so hungover
Come over i have rolls
Ecstasy rolls or Challah rolls?
the mole on his forehead could get me off better than his dick
please tell me you have proof of this
his personality makes his face look like an asshole.
I hope God doesn't listen to everybody on a Saturday night.
Holy fuck. She looks like Vin Diesel's stuntman
I had to stop messing around with him for fear of laughing in his face. I swear it was a pinky finger in his pants
You scratched my dick last night. It deserves an apology and I fell that actions speak louder than words when it comes to apologies like this.
We haven't even moved into the apartment yet and she has already screwed two of our neighbors. This is going to be the longest 12 month lease of my life.
Just say you're the husband at the front desk to get in. She's in room 15 at the ER.
what? who is this?
Leave the bottle at home cause either way I'm not taking another shot. You have no idea how long it took me to compose this text free of grammatical error.
Gold star for you, but I'm on my way and the soco is buckled in next to me. This is happening.
I'm going to need a Jurassic park sized pooper scooper to deal with all this shit last night caused.
It's 1:26 and I have already found 5 fruit flies between 3 separate glasses of wine. This is supposed to be a summer problem. Fucking global warming.
It's next to that place that has cock fighting.
Randomize
