So my roomate was sunbathing this morning on the porch with a sock covering his penis
Sounds like a really classy character....
He is classy. It was argyle.
I saw her while sober, and she is definately cut off from the penis ride
yeah...it smells like an asshole would smell if someone ate sewage.
I just tried to pee in a pad to see if it was like a diaper. it's not.
dude, i was at the student union last night trying to study but some retarded sorority spent an hour voting on the color of the seasons shirts like it was a UN meeting- someone motioned purple, someone objected, and half an hour later after 2 recounts they decided on purple
i was considerably less excited after they told me my present didnt have a penis
this is something i pride myself on being below average for
my little brother just asked me why i have handcuffs. How do I tell him that his sister likes being taken advantage of in the bedroom?
is he the 3rd person to bang everyone in our group?
Why does it always end up with me crying in my car.
he's drinking beer at home in his underwear tonight and if you want to come over the dresscode is underwear only. And you have to bring beer.
I don't know. What do people who don't get stoned do?
Sometimes you've gotta crawl to stay concious
When she saw "buy condoms" on my to do list she figured out pretty quick we were breaking up.
Had sex on your trumpet just an fyi.
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