Seriously. Destroy her vagina. Do it like an angry baboon mating with a gentle manatee.
Do brothers usually kiss their sisters?
My birthing hips are way to big to be around all these juveniles.
Nights of college: 1. Virgins: 1. Yes.
there is potential here for me to have a consistent access to someone's dick who isn't actually an asshole. i think i'm ready for a relationship.
You do realize that we got a stripper to do the YMCA for us on the main stage... Right?
I need to get skinnier so that I know when pregnancy scares are real...
Do you think royal wedding drunk calls for wine or tequila?
Im down. Even tho your nick name intimidates my vagina.
He turned off the music when i walked in and introduced me to everyone. then they gave me jager and made me chug it while holding a giant purple dildo. everything resumed when i finished
Prob because you've thrown up alot. As long as its not like pure blood you're fine. Drink water.
Sounds good. Look at us. Planning sex like proper adults.
he pissed the bed, like I literally woke up and he was pissing right beside me. With the electric blanket he's lucky he didn't get electrocuted
Man, I'm real high and googling what all my favorite figure skaters from childhood are doing now.
is it bad that there is a girl in my bed right now and the only thing i can think about is the fect that its after 3am which means i cant order jimmyjohns unitll tomorrow?
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