Tonight was fucked up. First my mom called me and told me I had to go to the bar to pick up my dad 'cause he was drunk. Then when I got there my dad was doing a body shot from this lady who happened to be my 1st grade teacher. By far the most awkward car ride home. Idk if I should tell my mom or not.
there were more penises there than on chat roulette
Just a heads up. Everytime I get arrested in Maine I claim I lost my ID and use your name.
Its not christmas eve unless I give him head. I wont take no for an answer
After Thursday my breakup "don't screw anybody out of respect" month will be over and I will be set loose. My pussy is purring with anticipation.
Too bad you can't keep me under your desk. You'd love that wouldn't you? Massages, blowjobs, and I'd be forced to be quiet all day.
Bless her heart. Her stupid, drunk, adderall-ed heart.
I DON'T WANT TO KNOW THE SCIENTIFIC REASONING BEHIND WHY I STARTED A HAREM ESPECIALLY NOT FROM A GUY IN THE HAREM!
He sent me a picture of his dick saying "your throne my lady" for my birthday. He knows the way to my heart.
he looked at me and said 'happiness is a warm blanket' then stole my vodka.
I'm about to take my 7th shot and I have to to go to dinner with my grandma in an half hour. What is my life.
so hungover. idk whos house or comp im on
sexting just seems like too much work right now.
He tried to eat me out...through my pants.
It's starting to get sad how I have this 'new beginning' feeling after every negative pregnancy test
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