what if every blade of grass was a penis?
if my vagina gave out awards, he should be preparing acceptance speaches for the oscar, the heisman and the nobel peace prize.
I just asked the contractor building my house what it would cost to put a garbage disposal in all the shower drains...there was a lot of judging going on.
It's a gift. Kind of like morning wood in my brain.
I love you so must. You as do fraty. You are truly my veste breakable (ties I wtf racket Andover). Luce you. Have a safe drive bio dough failover.
He told me he loved me. I didn't know what to say so i just squirted the baby oil at him
I'm wearing sunglasses around my house. Douchebag status. The hangover is real.
They've taken all the lighthearted fun out of S&M.
With a butt like mine I'll never have to pay for Netflix again.
We just catapulted a jelly bean off of his hard dick into his mouth.......Happy Easter!
He literally just patted me on the vagina and said goodnight to it.
I am never drinking with the goths again.
No I kepy moaning and just called out a name to make them believe I was actually having sex instead of masturbating.
Played Gay Bar on the jukebox and pissed off the Republicans here. Best day before birthday ever.
In celebration of finishing my homework, lets drink tea w/ vodka
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