Is it wrong to want to cut a hole in the Tigger suit so I can molest you while I wear it?
new excercise plan: walk a mile get a bj then walk a mile home
She walked into class late sat down for 5 min muttered 'oh i cant do this' and walked out. She looked like death.
We should party with her soon
i promise ill be ok...btw im only considered "not ok" if i end up in the hospital.
I'm sure it was awkward. I've never had a professor expose parts of them to me before.
We are not buying weed off a guy from the internet.
I thought 4 percs were too many but I'm dumping Gogurt on apple pie and taking giant bong rips. This feels right.
He screamed AMERICA, took a shot of vodka out of a Tupperware container, and then asked if he could see my tits
I decided not to look up the nudes, because I believe that there is a line, and that mocking my old classmate's horrid nudes alone crosses that line.
I just got the most majestic image of a potato sack full of dildos getting whipped at your head in slow motion.
I just squirted in your honor. It's like pouring one out for the beautiful sex partnership that could have been
The Olympian is in my bed
He just went to a job interview a sharpie moustache drawn on his face..
I told the cop I was late for a booty call. He still gave me a ticket but he wrote his number on it
According to the rule of quantum porn mechanics, the mere thought of something kinky causes it to exist. So out there, somewhere, there is already riddler/smurf porn...
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