I'm sorry that you just had your first misguided homo experience
do you think you could subtly ask him about the dimensions of his penis?
We glued Jenga blocks together, called it "magic blocks" and sold it to the stoners for $50 and a bottle of Henny
Apparently we both projectiled on Erin at the same time.
That's some true roommate bonding right there.
Theres a midget tsa agent. Just an observation
I'm just planning on experiencing Disney as adult style as it gets. Drinking bloody mary's at dawn and telling all the kids waiting in lines how badly their future sucks and that Santa isn't real.
You thought your socks were broken. They were just inside out.
I just heard my parents fuck. What. The. Fuck. My rooms right under theirs.. My dad barely even lasted a minute. Im almost ashamed..
I'm going to fuck every single member of the men's olympic swimming team and no one is going to stop me
His hair looked like he was in a bukaki and then got a perm right after
I'm glad the semester is over. I need a break from the term "whiskey sharts" coming up so much in conversation.
my life could not get any worse. just saw my sister in a porno
I had 2 shots but she spilt one on me. Kinda mad but kinda grateful
I was supposed to go on a date tonight but I cancelled because I found out the Lizzie McGuire movie is on Netflix.
How high?! We watched paid programming for 45 minutes before we realized it wasn't just a long commercial. So pretty high. The Bionic fish finder looks promising, though.
Lets get a boat first.
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