To answer your question of whether I "went back," tits just informed me I was kicked out for falling off my barstool and passing out on the floor...
It's not real sex if he's just convulsing inside of you.
just saw ex-bf. should he be more embarrassed to be a college dropout working at rite aid or should i be because i was buying newports and rembrant?
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So thats when I found out ur supposed to put the penut butter on your balls not your dogs balls, feels alot better
don't look now, but that cross eyed girl is staring at you... and me.
i woke up to find out i googled the Twilight Eclipse trailer. so either drunk me doesn't know that i'm straight, or sober me doesn't know that i'm gay
the only sentence i could make out from her was "i will wash these herpes away"
nothing says "we're all in this together" like the herpes she passed around to our entire group of friends
How did you get the entire couch up on it's side and into the bathroom?
Did you blackout Saturday before or after we had sex in a random snow bank?
Halfway through she said I was exactly like she imagined. So many things have been stroked this night.
I'm using my ex bfs phone number to look up his Kroger card so I can get a discount on condoms...yep this is my life
He said we would have a beautiful daughter together. That way too much for a one night stand...
he asked me if i wanted to hook up & my answer was 'why not'. he came in thirty seconds and the condom broke. it's the love story of the century
had more orgasms than hours of sleep last night
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