he acted like he had never seen anyone snort lines of adderall off of a microwave before. freshman.
just heard this guy tell a story about how he got boat head. i want his life
cat food counts as protein by the way
Oh it's happening. I'm Chugging a beer while sitting next to a 6 year old
Just so everyone's clear, it was already on fire when I got there.
I'm going to die alone in a sea of empty vodka bottles and cats.
Had to crawl to the kitchen this morning cuz I was too hung over but really wanted fruity pebbles. yes. I ate fruity pebbles on the kitchen floor.
i just wrote an ode to an enchilada dorito. i'll need that pregnancy test now please.
I just want to be naked all the time but not in a sexual, come-hither and look at my ass sort of way. In a slightly chubby yet not ashamed way as I eat Taco Bell and lay on soft fuzzy blankets.
I feel like weed makes my smarter. I'm watching the stocks and the way I understand if, do not invest in Yahoo right now because they are not fit for that.
And amler is totally snoring loud as fuck sitting on the steps with her feet in a puddle of soda puke
HE STARTED HUMMING THE THEME TO STAR WARS!! WHILE I'M SUCKING HIS DICK!!
we panicked because we couldn't find you anywhere, but then we found you tripping in the bathtub with Marie's cat. there was no water. you thought there was water, though.
I mean, I already saw his dick in person and wasn't impressed so why is he sending me a picture of it, anyway? I hate re-runs!
The people above me are fucking to Miley Cyrus
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