my boyfriend just said he'd go down on me if I gave him my password to facebook
i cleaned out my closet and found 7 beers from 2007. ive had 3 so far.
I am spending my work day planning my weekend drinking schedule
he was playing drums on rock band as i poured bailey's into his mouth. tell me that's not a bonding moment.
I swear if it wasn't for meeting for drug dealers @ gas stations, i would never remember to get gas.
was it good sex?
i mean it was good for how drunk we were. and for how big the closet was
Somebodaw call 311 postw fire bunso on vietena floorwnkd
Now that you're back together are you gonna tell him you set his stuff on fire?
he found cum stains on my sheets and all i could blurt out was "better on the sheets than in me"
BTW the amount of schmoozing I am doing towards some guy for an ID that may or may not look like you... You better love me.
Would you judge me if I made John grow a bush while he is in Cancun so he doesn't cheat on me?
Your biggest crisis right now is that you can't decide whether to keep hooking up with AN NFL PLAYER or try to rekindle your relationship with your ex. You are a walking white girl problem.
I just need some dick and some jimmy johns
I found a new button on my vibrator, tonight was a success
I WAS SURROUNDED BY HAIRY BALLS ALL ALONE.
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