You know, I didn't realize this at the time, but it appears that I am being "heavily petted" by 3 grown men in that pic.
If these were biblical times then you'd be a Roman Senator.
i now know from two sources i am better at making out and giving head than she is. and not by a little either.
If u were an xman, what would ur power be? I would shoot lasers from my boobs.
They poked me and kept screaming "LAUGH DOUGH BOY" it's like 3rd grade all over again.
Great. Woke up in Ts room wearing one sock, a glove and a beret with a sorrority chick CLEARLY out of my league. Jose Cuervo you ARE a friend of mine.
She was the shot vending machine at the party. But free.
there is nothing more depressing than your birth control alarm going off while you're masturbating, and realizing you've been taking pointless precautions for over a month now.
Out of all the people in the house to show their tits at mcdonalds to try and get free food, they picked those two?
Abort mission; I repeat: Abort mission.I found an attractive one.
Welcome to a new world. May the gods of weed smile upon you as you embark on exploring this new dimension.
I'm sort of afraid for my life tho. If the 4th of July can be the way it was a DMX show is capable of anything
Would it be crossing a line if I told him that I now know his girlfriend has a huge mole on her left ass cheek?
You brought string cheese to the strip club
Appreciate the offer but I'm a huge fan of penis
My boyfriend just called me on his poop break from work.... Is that what you meant by moving too fast?
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