I have one brief flash of having his dick in my hand. that's all I remember.
In the middle of blowin me she stoppped and told me how easy it would be to insert a catheter ..... Apparently she was a nursing major
I just took went to the bathroom and it smelt like blue curococo... I didn't flush yet so head on up if you wanna know what a good night smells like.
As long as you don't die I'm in full support of your drinking decisions
He tried to make eye contact, he should know by now that freaks me out
it's just one of those nights where i don't care if anyone sees my vagina
I'm about to initiate a game of drunk UNO.
Drunk UNO has officially been banned from now until forever.
Weirdest sensation ever: having your penis fall asleep. It was like tiny hulk hogan was choking it out
Just copped mushrooms from a dude in a business suit. U comin or what?
Can you bring home bongs? Like all the bongs. I need bongs
You just sat there for two solid hours staring at your monitor and every five minutes screamed "LEGOOOOOS"
If tits could talk, mine would be bragging
I don't like pregnant me. I eat very large burritos, I don't like having sex and I can't even finish a Blue Moon.
Let's just say when I woke up I was still drunk. My hangover hit me around noon so I chilled w my dad and took a bath and shower at the same time. You just can't do that at college
It's official, I'm not staying in tonight
What caused that decision?
You only live once
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