drink some water, pull the trigger, get a bfast sandwich. Only good things.
erin looks like she hung out with the sham wow guy last night. she's got the beat up hooker look goin' on
I feel like Tiger Woods should send Jesse James a gift basket or something...
If we were to wake in ur bed together, what are the 3 words you would say to me?
Get out now.
I'm sorry and I love you. One day we're going to live in a whore mansion with our babies and make boys cry.
Tornado booty call.. dedication
Good for him. He wanted to accomplish walking across niagara, I'm hoping to accomplish not throwing up tomoro nite, we all have our own priorities in life.
I kinda wanna Instagram the giant vag stain on my sheets. That is something to be proud of. It's a Christmas miracle.
tell me you did not just describe yourself as "hot and bothered"
It turned from Netflix and chill to cringeworthy YouTube videos and chill. At least he's honest.
I'm not in bed, I'm driving and puking at the same time.... first for everything
Thanks for DJing my sex last night. You were on point 💜
I’m going to cut back. New Year, New Me
I would never wish less dick on anyone but do what you gotta do
Just so you know, I choose to answer your bootytext tonight because it was the most creative.
Andddddd I'm drunk
Andddddd it's Tuesday
That's your opinion.
Randomize
