Is there a "Plan B" app for my iphone?
She went to college and exploded out of the slut closet.
I just heard a woman call her child a butt face. Repeatedly. He's crying now. I love walmart.
It's weekends like this that make it obvious why we have to pay to come to college.
So what if i ate it off the ground. Its like i found a five dollar bill just laying there, in burrito form.
Ethically speaking on a scale from 1 to morally wrong, how wrong would it be to give babies ambien? Hypothetically speaking.
just had to sit in the middle of an aisle in stop and shop because we're too hungover and needed to take a break.
Because once my penis is in motion, it stays in motion unless another force acts upon it.
Just got hit on by a 50 year old Englishman who is now swapping drunken racing stories with my mom. Live Mariachi band in the background. How's that for a wake?
'go have sex with her' ddoes not count as wingman
Birthday are for suffering. TAke some tylenol pm and day-drink tomorrow
I puked up my nose. THAT kind of night
No but I was fuckin done when I realized my acrylic nail caught fire when I was hitting the bong.
After getting all 4 of my wisdom teeth removed I asked my dentist how much better would I be at head
Did you smoke and go to the aquarium again?
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