On this egg donor form, it asks "In the past 5 years, have you had sex for drugs or money?" It only gives a yes or no option and no place to explain myself. What do I do?
they were just spraying pledge on themselves and calling it lemon cologne.
Stop introducing me to people as your little sister.
I don't think the lady gaga poster on your wall qualifies you as a brother.
She can't really be mad at me. I made you two sisters... Dick sisters.
Before you say anything, my vagine does NOT discriminate against young dads
I feel like I just rode a horse, did a million jumping jacks, ran a marathon and need a carton on cigarettes. best sex hands down... EVER
TONGUES ARE JUST MEAT TENTACLES IN OUR MOUTHS OMG
HOW ABOUT I DON'T WAKE UP TO THESE TYPES OF TEXTS
Nothing like coming home and finding the nearly full bottle of fireball you forgot you had stashed before your trip
It's the little things
You went to a drug deal in a onesie.
He said his fantasy involved both of us fucking while stuffed into the same overalls
You know you've been on Tinder too long when you're the guy cropped out of the profile pic. Of a woman you're still seeing...
I'm going to make a stack of pancakes and fuck it. Right now.
I've had your balls on my face a bunch of times so the least you could do is buy a girl some dinner.
Hey I had a great night last night but I don't want to lie to you I'm only 19 and that wasn't my place its was my cousin he's gone for the summer and I was just house sitting and watching his cat I'm sorry
where the fuck are you? she just tazed two people and we're tripping shrooms...successful first night in new apartment!
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