It's not littering; it's giving birds nest building suplies. Besides, birds love soy sauce and plastic forks.
The only way im leaving this casino is in a golden chariot or an ambulance
i just rolled a joint on the giving tree. that book has given me so much.
During the middle of giving him head, he flashes his phone and says "I like to watch."
med student doing my blood work at the AIDS clinic just hit on me after I told him i was having unprotected sex, but didn't think i had HIV.
I'm having a self conscious moment and I need your complete honest opinion of my boobs.
#1 benefit of having an equality sticker on my car: some girl flashed me while i was driving home
What should we drink tonight, I'm in the mood to be judged
I plan on being naked for at least 2/3 of the wedding.
Dude, we apparently put a washing machine drum in that back of your truck with the full intention of making a bonfire in it.
His mom let me come to his house for a Booty call at 4am. She even cooked us breakfast in the morning and told me im a better moaner than his girlfriend of 4yrs.
I just shook glitter of my birth control packet so I’d say it’s safe to say it was a good weekend
This is the nicest bathroom I've ever been drunk in. The urinal is gold.
I refuse to fake an orgasm. If I'm dating him, he better work for that shit.
wow. that really looks like a penis. not a top hat
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