Just took a beer bong out of snuffaluffagus's trunk. Your move
I love how adderall is equivalent to money on a college campus. just got a ride home and paid the driver in adderall...yeeah buddy
do you think women who transgender themselves have the option of getting a circumcised or an uncircumcised dick?
She tried to wake me up by touching my dick. I kept pretending to be asleep.
To justify your stumbling you just kept yelling 'it's the boat, not the drinks' We hadn't even left the dock yet....
im wtih 32a right now bc 34d is on her period. now i know how girls feel when their hookups go from magnums to regulars
At this point I just want to meet a man with a job.
i didnt have any regrets until i found out he was a freshman.... and the only reason he got into yale was because of soccer... and he wasnt premed.
Was there a Canadian at your party or did I dream that?
At our floor meeting the RA was talking about bathroom hygiene and I really wanted to be like "what about shower sex."
Valid question
You lit a fire in my vagina no man can extinguish.
had a nice chat with the older gay fellow who works in the bakery at the new vons about vday...we both feel that it's a day of dashed expectations & concerns that we'll have to be cut out of our spanx
Just because the energy drink is shaped like a grenade doesnt make it cool to throw it and yell "BOOM" and break my flatscreen, asshole
What could go wrong? i could have a mental breakdown with a bottle of champagne hand cuffed to a frat bro
Sorry I missed your birthday party. I caught a dick and rode it to O-Town
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