im naked on webcam to her boyfriend, but im playing neopets at the same time, so its all evened out
I'm pretty sure I'm almost gay. Like, I'd do it if I had no choice. Like, if i were in prison I'd try it.
why are there beer bottles in my dishwasher?
I hate drunken dyslexia, i thought she said "someone to do" not "something to do" long story short i now have a restraining order.
look. either you want to have late night naked sleep overs or you don't. do not involve dinner and extraneous conversations in this relationship.
All he said was "Yeah, there's a lot of air down there. And penis."
Shame should no longer be a word in your vocabulary.
What would you do if you came home and i was in nothing but the table cloth?
I think if it were a part of everyone's daily routine, the world would be happier. International Finger Yourself While Bathing Day.
He took getting"shit in your neighbors hot tub drunk" way to literally
fuck it. from now on whatever room i wake up in, i'm stealing clothes from. this walk of shame shit is too much without pants
I'm still getting random messages from guys about my Halloween outfit. Electrical tape is coming back next year
There are horrible decisions in life and then there are tequila flavored moonshine decisions
So you called me the queen of nudes yesterday and I'm still not sure how I feel about it
I THINK HE DOES. OMG!!!!! OMG I FUCKED A GUY W A FAKE LEG AND I DIDN'T EVEN KNOW!!!!!!????!!!!!!!!!
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