Let's get naked and see who's stronger.
That's the last time we joust in Radio Flyer wagons after margarita night.
well once we started drinking vodka out of wine glasses there was no turning back
A homeless man walked up to me at the bar, pointed, and told me to get my shit together. Jesus?
She's running around bumping into to people trying to keep a balloon she filled with vodka in the air. Please tell me she has a secret off switch you didn't tell me about.
she woke me up with a blowjob, mickey mouse pancakes, a mugshot of my ex in county jail, and tequilla. Do you know if she fucked someone behind my back or did i win the vagina lottery?
Dude, it could be so much worse. That Dale kid lost a toe I think.
Suddenly I feel like all I did this summer was have sex in our apartment
We got really stoned and then we fucked. Then he made me a panini.
Oooh, he sounds pretty classy
Actually, not at all. We were stoned so he made me a peanut butter panini. With a Rollo in the middle of it. And he left the panini press on all night. I could have died.
True. So did you hook up with pasta or the ultimate warrior
Little bit of both
I am in an eBay bidding war over a build a bear one direction tshirt, this is who you choose to bone
Remember when I made out with that stranger at the bar on my 21 in chicago? I wonder how he's doing
so is it socially acceptable to send her an "i got my man back you whore" card?
i just watched a 27 minute video about owls...that high.
I didn’t spend $100 for a wax to sit here and listen to you FT your brother to complain about how bad the Jets are.
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