gavin joseph was born around 1 oclock 9lbs 12oz... over 21 inches long
Thats what she said
addddeeerrraaaallll.
ok i'm not sure if that was a success statement or a cry for help.
Whats contracted in vegas does not stay in vegas....
Is it sad that I'm on the stopduiaz.com website and there is a cute boy but it will never work between us because hes in jail for 17.5 years?
Um.. is it mean if I say yes?
How would my first penpal letter even go? "Hey saw you on stopduiaz.com, sucks you killed that motorcyclist. Whats your favorite thing to do on the weekend?"
he took off my shirt and said 'oh my god the legends are true'
Your braces fetish is going to end up biting you in the dick.
Omg, looked at my call history, and judging by the times of calls it took me like half hour to walk home frommcds
When he sent me a picture, I swear my vag frowned. That tiny.
Come over. We have tacos... And girls who took their clothes off. But mainly, tacos.
can i text him and be like "oh yeah, forgot i kinda made out with a girl this weekend. For future reference, does this count as cheating?" ?
Because guys aren't supposed to cry. Especially when it's over a dude singing a Christmas carol.
I'm glad the semester is over. I need a break from the term "whiskey sharts" coming up so much in conversation.
I think I've been there, but who knows? I drink a lot
I'm currently in a U-Haul truck right now. Going to a party. I hate myself.
just to let you know, that was probably the funniest text i've ever received.
I suppose that kind of helps fill the void where my self respect used to be.
What were you even doing out there at 2 a.m.?
Look, i had a gallon of lemonade, a pack of smokes and a Darth Vader voice changer. What did you EXPECT me to do?
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