How is it? Sketchville?
cheap drinks and peanuts cancel out any form of sketchiness
If it was for sex do you really think i would asking for a mass vote? I'm like fidel castro when it comes to sex. No public approval needed.
His friends call him "Gasm".... Im going for it.
I woke up face down on my laptop with three windows open: itunes, chat roulette and redtube
stop changing my ringtone to people fucking, it looks bad at work
did i really just refer to you as "the mid season replacement"
Should I tell her she gave me head in the kitchen while I was eating a cupcake or would that hurt her dignity too much?
I got concerned once i realized you weren't there to hear us having sex. See I do worry about you.
Anne I just took two ambiens. I think my body is melting into my blow up bed. Like a stick of butter just slowly melting. And I'm alright. Don't be afraid. I'll be alright.
He came over drunk in a speedo i told him he has my vote he said who are you voting for when i said obama he took off running and shouting i was worthless like an empty beer can
cocks speak louder than words, as they say
Nobody says that.
Everyone loves nachos, first of all. Second, Ke$ha is entirely appropriate for the age grou too young to realize she probably has Hep C.
i want to have his babies. i NEED to. shit i wont even ask for child support, he's that goodlooking.
Accomplishment of the day: changing my tampon at 38,000 ft with turbulence. Fasten seatbelt sign was definitely on.
bring the pregnancy test and the margarita mix, see you in 15
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