Night out in new white coat = success. Offered free breast exams all night, two took me up on it, woke up with one. I love medical school!!!
She said i saw her in the study room, waved, disappeared, came back with a coke from god knows where, and slurred "i have a drinking problem but i ate grits"
Great. My funeral dress now smells of smoke and disappointing sex.
We didn't need to cut her off. I'm pretty sure the lit candle she almost drank would have done it for us
If you're not washing nut sweat off of your forehead this morning I'm disappointed in you
You know me. im down for anything that could harm my well being. lets dress like dolphins so everyone will see what dicks they are.
This guy is walking around with a deer head on. Honestly what the fuck
only i would grind with someone to harp music at a gay wedding
I'm busy watching infomercials. I'd say I'll join you later, but I'm doing a shot every time they demonstrate how difficult life is WITHOUT this product. So I doubt I'll be able to walk in another... Maybe 40 minutes.
But feel free to join! A new infomercial starts in 12 minutes.
I would have cried, probably tears of wine, but cried nonetheless.
Fucking shoot me with this y'all shit. You were in Texas for 2months you do not have an accent Madonna
unless you have a dick and you were thinking of chopping that off
Well I woke up naked, with a santa hat on, and a bag of beef jerky next to me. So yeah, I would say it was a pretty successful trolley
I got my eyebrow ring humped out. How is that even possible?
I just spilled my beer on a five year old. She's crying but I can promise you I'm more upset.
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