He said they were doing a skit in class apparently someone else is dressed like a horse. Ive never felt more proned to skipping class than now
You peed for a solid 5 minutes last night and turned around halfway through to give everyone watching a thumbs up
how bad is she
captain morgan with tits
My birthday was already very memorable but her punching me in the face put it over the top. I love being 25 and still not giving a fuck.
Hardcore start to spring break. Mike is wearing adult diapers because the only stop we are making is for gas.
Dude. Cab ride home consisted of me making out with an Asian girl sitting next to my Dad
Then she said I give the best mouth hugs and bar went silent.
Drinking vodka and pirating music in the library. Welcome to finals week.
Sorry, I was trapped in a small closet behind a washer. What's up?
Yeah I'm at the doctors getting a shotand don't know how to tell them I'm still probably drunk from last night
I HAVENT SEEN A PENIS IN 5 WEEKS I REFUSE TO REMAIN CALM
Yeah but him not going to be sleeping in your sink this time.
their motto was "the first one to get arrested wins" so of course today was interesting
There's a big ass bed, hella ecstasy, and I can guarantee you'll regret every second that you remember.
I'm not gonna be naked if your not here. Thats like a waste of nakedness
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