ok 1 i realized people actually live in central wisconsin and 2 culvers could be a good place to pick up chicks today
Just saw a commercial bout this girl that lost 54 lbs on a taco bell diet. so thats my excuse.
I understand Curling. That high.
Call me when you get up. This hang-over is like dismantling a bomb: I need someone to talk me through it.
I just puked my brains out on the side of the road (see picture) And I took a picture for our scrapbook! I am always thinking! =) tell me your proud?!
I may have to steal the boat sober, but I feel that would be harder to explain.
Um ... did I have a lizard on my shoulder last night at the bar?
look on the scale of 1 to the time you hit an old lady with your car chlamydia barely even rates
Monday funday. I brushed my teeth with antibacterial soap. hangover I did not have.
Woke up with an e-cig stuck in my asshole. Explain.
I should probably stop recommending my dentist to the different guys I'm seeing. That could be awkward in the future.
I'm glad we can *facepalm* it together over the married couple we fucked separately.
Did I turn a man straight...??
Yes!
If you had a good reason for throwing the toaster at the wall, now's a good time to tell someone. My parents are on their way back and you know my dad and his pop tarts.
my roommates gone so i can take codeine and sleep naked
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