Then you jumped off your bed with your arms outstretched, yelled "I'm Goliath, watch out New York!" and then began singing the Gargoyles theme song as you 'soared' around your room.
Don't be ridiculous, the Gargoyles theme song has no words. How could I sing that mess?
You just started going "da da da da da! da da da da da! DA DA!!" then going "swoosh" as you glided about.
I am way too high for this. Some guy just keeps talking about music and life goals and he apparently has lived in every city we mention we are going
We just made a drinking game out of our chemistry review. This might explain my chemistry grade.
She told me I should be a condom model.
hes wearing the same tie today that i tied him up with last night.i wanna go home
Just watched a drug bust from the Ralphs parking lot while listening to Frank Sinatra. Happy Valentine's Day.
Saddest moment ever is discovering when your cat no longer wants to get high with you.
Spotted: woman loading franzia into a toddler-sized shopping cart for her child to push. Beautiful.
I know. You don't know poor life choice until your sitting on the floor of a community bathroom waiting to vomit at 4 am
Its 6:30 and I'm shotguning a busch ice while taking a shit. Outlook for work today: interesting
I come back home for break and my room is full of weed either my parents really love me or they are having more fun then I am in college
You're such a good friend. You send me pictures of your boobs when I'm sad. I will always appreciate that.
I think were only still together so we can make each other miserable
Awww I'm so proud! Starting friendships before you hook up!
SOOOOOO I just attempted to go to the gym, hungover. Ended up throwing up in the bathroom. I hope people think I'm just working out really hard
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