Every night before bed, when I used to say prayers, now I just think to myself 'freshman sluts. Soon'
Relationship's official after skype sex--college kid at his finest.
is it bad i banged a 25yr kindergarten teacher last night?
No thats like a top 10
He keeps whispering to me that he can't wait to tie my hands up with my wig?
THERE ARE ENTIRELY TOO MANY HOT UNDERAGE GIRLS HERE FOR THIS TO REMAIN LEGAL.
i don't care if its just a preseason game, my pick up a guy and suck him off in the bathroom skills are in midseason form
He put chocks of wood in front of his doors to stop me from leaving. I'm not nearly drunk enough for that to be appropriate behaviour.
On the food pyramid big dick are "sometimes foods"
oh my god I have a fantastic druncle story to tell you. It involves a burrito, a meltdown and a bear
The burrito and meltdown are standard, but I'm intrigued by the bear
Currently playing charity bingo with coworkers so if u were ever gonna send a dick pic now is the time
I left at 4:30 in the morning and I told him it was because I had to take my contacts out
His dick is pure magic - dark, powerful, beautiful magic. It's the Elder Wand of penises
so I think we need to change lawn care services...the guy woke me up by the pool while I was naked...told me he already picked up all the beer cans for us and gave me his number for the next time we party...
Banged a guy with 2 broken arms once. Top that
you bounced a quarter off my butt and it came back hitting you in the eye. karma, bitch.
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