I wasn't excited about it either, but if I was going to have her take a load on her face, role playing as some french dude is the least I could do
His was the first dick to ever be in my mouth... Of course I'm going to the wedding.
I AM TEN TEQUIA SHOOTS ON AND I JUST SAW SOMEONE DO A BODY SHOT OFFF OF JESUS
THIS FEELS SO WROG AND OH SO RIGHT
last night we stole an a/c window unit from a frat. gonna be a great summer
It was total unicorn galloping on a fucking rainbow awesome.
Come in your red robin gear. If you smell like French fries we can make love.
Today I left one job interview, showed up randomly at his house for a midday bootycall then left right after to attend my second job interview. I got both jobs
Yeah i was handcuffed to the bed all night but i actually slept like a baby
Nothing says casual like stairwell bjs
Our first kiss happened while shot gunning a hit from a gravity bong. Its that type of relationship.
Nooo, I ran into two if my exes, both having their engagement parties at the bar. It was like a fucking Eskimo family reunion, but with more tequila.
Well, while we went through airport security, I found out Mom got her clit pierced, so there's that.
I think it's important to not involve Bar Food in any near future decisions.
You looked at the bouncer while you pissed on the front door of the bar and said...who the fuck are you?
Yeah come over whenever. Weed gets here at 8.
I'll be there at 7:59.
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