I just am on my way home.. i had 3 and one startd crying and puking.. so they went home. one bitch fuckin ruined it for evryone.. u playin cards?
Your dick is once again the conversation topic.
it wasnt like "sexy" or whatever. like...she was smiling just standing there butt ass naked
tasteful.
btw my roommates send a round of applause to you and that guy you tried to fuck on our wall. Additionally they hope he got it in.
so, what part of "he's slept with a guy" do you not understand?
Soo time for a life change, my 6 yr old sister made my gf a puke bucket for her birthday
I don't believe u have enough text space to describe the dimensions of his penis.
I remember you licked my face and said that's all you're getting
I don't know how we managed to stay up but we actually sat in front of her open refrigerator for god knows how long while she ate salami straight out of the package with her fingers and I laughed. It was a trainwreck.
Thanks for not locking your door. I had to pee and there was a random person throwing up in my bathroom so I used yours. \nPS I stole your soap
Kings cup with teenagers tonight
Done deal
Just banged your ex. So it really is 'him, not you' in that he's gay. Rodeo champion gay.
He's all enlightened and liberal. My next beefcake will be much more Neanderthal.
I've been in town for almost 36 hrs and I haven't made out with a stranger yet - I consider THAT a record!
I tried saying sorry but instead I puked down her shirt and tried to clean it up... Now I have a bruise on my forehead. good news, before she left she wrote her number on my stomach with sharpie
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