How do I get over judging people who I would be exactly like if I had a boyfriend
Get a boyfriend
I have a walk of shame I should be getting to. "Hey, by the way, what is your name?" is not a conversation I want to have today
i think the fact that he graduated high school the year i graduated elementary school is sexy.
And no, shaving doesn't make it look bigger, either
You act like I was drinking alone...I had the entire Verizon network with me
I promise you I could read that dogs mind, he was arguing with the other dog saying he knows how fucked up I am
We had a long talk in which he told me he respects me more than any other girl. 30 minutes later, I got a facial.
I've learned something. I regret way too may Tuesdays in my life to be normal
There are regrets in my world today- mostly jager at that fucking altitude
hanging out with you guys is like living the wikipedia entry for drugs...not sure i can handle that tonight.
I feel like i could break down a fucking wall with this boner
Soooo, coming over soon?
My eyes feel like they're throwing up and I am the only human on campus
Topenga is going to be back on TV. Finally my fantasy of her being a milf in junior high has come full circle.
In my next life I better get to be a bird. Fuck flying. I'm gonna shit on your car. Every. Day.
He wouldn’t know a good thing if it bit him on the ass. Which, btw, I did.
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