Forget about socially acceptable. Make me happy instead
I justed realized that the word 'turd" is present in saturday
So apparently when I roll on X I find 'dick ina box' not only hilarious but also sexually arousing.
guy in the car over is getting some terrible road head. he just gave me a thumbs down when he noticed i was watching.
I'm inventing beer flavored vodka. This raspberry shit makes me feel like a pussy.
her cat watched me eat her out... I would use the alternate term for both of those things but it's too weird.
We kept trying to bring you to the hospital but you had a tantrum and kept saying you would never be Miss America
He left npr on the whole time when we were doing it. ironic that i lost it on the 100th anniversary of the titanic. thanks michelle norris.
I may not have eyeballs after all the drunk naked people having sex outside.
For my birthday I want you to get me in bed with Donald Trump. That is all. You have 3 months
Do you think I shall pursue this journey to the center if the dick?
We had sex and he ended up in the hospital... don't know if I should be worried or proud.
You grabbed my arm, said "I need you" in a very concerned voice and dragged me to the other room where you were blasting Evolution of Beyoncé.
With a word you would own me. At your command I would walk to your house completely naked.
You’re going to be a doctor, and I’m going to be a trophy wife. We both have goals
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