We made a drinking game out of Project Runway. Gay guys are so fun.
On the plus side I got to ride in a fire truck and I didn't have to blow anybody for it
get back quick. that 17 year old who peed on your car wants to do shots.
Tip of the day: Don't ever send a bootycxall at 3 in aftnoon. No one will respond n u'll just feel fooolish.
I may have just unintentionally roofied a man in a wheelchair
Okay well we need to be adults. We're gonna end up with diabetes or some shit.
whose parrot is this?
I wore home his HoHoHo boxers. I've never felt such a connection to an article of clothing.
So... remember when you threw an orange in the closet when we were 16 to make wine? Just found it. Not wine.
I'm currently deliberating if I'm going to be too drunk on New Years to handle wearing false eyelashes.
Oh? I just remember dropping coins and trying to give the manager change to let me back into the bar.
He deserves someone who will touch his penis at 3 a.m.
I dropped a piece of Mac and cheese in the shower and I almost still ate it. Stoned, but not stoned enough to degrade myself.
It may be a corded vibrator from the 90s but it gets the job DONE
When I found out he was circumcised I called his mother and thanked her
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