He is such a slut. More and more my type.
And that's when he stuck his finger up his own ass to prove it would feel good...
what is college for if not random hookup sex?
learning.
i would literally fuck learning if i could.
I feel like if I were on Intervention, I would have to be a season finale.
his cum shot went directly into his bellybutton. felt like i was playin ski ball
he just looked at me and whispered "these are my sea lions. my sea lions." and then went back to licking the mirror
I'm not sure...it could be the pasta I ate from her sink, the dominoes, or just the alcohol. Or a wicked combination of all 3.
Her idea of kinky involved a tazer
wtf?
I'm going back tonight
We played alot of beer pong and ventured into the woods with tiki torches
Two people confessed their love to me last night. Drunk is a good color on me
And then my hands went numb and no one believed me so I started putting peoples cigarettes out on them. Shitty idea i'll tell you that much
I mean there are things broken right and left, I woke up surrounded by dog statues, and we had a vodka bubble bath.
I might go to an NA meeting just to fuck that boy in the bathroom.
I woke up to some strange woman rubbing peanut butter on my thighs
I just kept hitting the drum to get thru the crowd to the bar. Surprisingly it worked
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