I'm sorry that you just had your first misguided homo experience
Well for one thing, she was eating rice with a shot glass.
someone should tell her that easter eggs aren't meant to be dildos.
just found gum connecting my sunglasses to my floor board. you don't want to know where else it was.
He kept moaning America instead of Erica while fucking me.
Well I don't know him that well so I don't think I can give advice. You should make him a cake. Or have sex with him.
Trying to find a reliable dealer on Rockfordmugshots.com. Guy arrested for 15 grams of coke could be him !
You realize those people have been ARRESTED recently. right.
Remind me not to get naked underneath a tree I'm allergic to again.
i've created a new STD.
So wise, so handsome, so good at oral sex.
im lying in bed trying to choke myself out because being awake hurts too much
I come from a long history of big boobed German, Swedish, and Irish women. And then there's me. Mother nature was like "Naaaaaaah."
Like will they card me for my own whiskey in shampoo bottles?
He changed the password on his Netflix account. The break up is official.
COVER ME IN BACON THATS MY FETISH
ACTUALLY ITS NOT, I HAVE NO FUCKING IDEA WHAT AWAKENS THE MONSTER BELOW THE BELT
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