That arnold schwarzeneger picture looks strikingly similar to paul
Not half as good looking as paul
I'd say paul has bigger bicep peaks, but who am I to judge
Have you ever seen a 300 pound pregnant lady's boob fall out of her shirt cuz she's not wearing a bra? I have.
if you take his cock out, you have to give him a bj. it's like giving a moose a muffin.
this kid at 40 friday greeted another kid by saying "heeey farmville neighbor"
dude.
yep. needless to say i didn't meet anyone and spent yet another friday night masturbating.
I mean I knew we were putting on quite a show but I didnt realize HOW good until I woke up and 4 people were passed out with their ears to the bedroom door.
You told me you were allowed to keep eating butter because it had just passed midnight and you were on the next day's daily fat servings
She brought a box of chocolates to give the bartender and now he's giving her free shots.. Why didn't we think of that?
You are softly singing to the wall while slow dancing with it. I feel as though you should discontinue this behavior.
so exactly what is concert sex etiquette? Before, during or after???
all of the above
I was just hoping for a dick worthy of his established age.
Birthday are for suffering. TAke some tylenol pm and day-drink tomorrow
I mean I want to be happy but it's a train wreck that you can't look away from
Why did I wake up naked with a leg cramp and and extra $550 in my wallet?
BRIAN AND ANTHONY SPOON FED MY BROTHER MACARONI AND CHEESE WHILE HE WAS FUCKING ZARA. THEY WENT TO HIGHFIVE HIM AND ZARA WAS LIKE "WOO!" AND HIGHFIVED THEM FIRST
Hello! Time means nothing. Good morning! I have a vague idea of what day it is.
It is Muednethiday, March 34th, in the Year of Our Lord Joe Exotic 3099.
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