Idk if this white stuff in my shower is conditioner or... something else?
i always forget guys have bellybuttons
just because she threw up on my junk doesnt mean i dont like asians anymore
They found a chair, duct taped me to it, then gave me a bottle of vodka to 'make me feel at home'
just got in my apt...and theres jungle juice here i left from over a month ago..this could be interesting...or deadly
This hot topless Jamaican just ran down the st with me on his back and He was screaming "I be stealing yo white ladies."
I don't know if i should be jealous or worried... or question where you are.
We call her skankles because she's a skank and she has cankles, I thought that was obvious
My very favorite thing in the whole world is when guys try to booty call her as I'm fucking her. Sucks to suck.
the reputation of my dick game is on the line. You're killing the team, here, G
Serious concern: will TSA confiscate my bondage rope?
I mean I've seen her tits but I don't know what her voice sounds like
I thought the first time I got peed on it would be by a baby...
i'm extremely hungover on the ski bus and the driver is playing abba. this. is. not. okay.
got some info she was last seen with some guy wearing goggles
I went next door to get a can opener from them. They opened the door shirtless, asked me if I wanted to a smoke a joint with them. Then decided to make blueberry smoothies. But the yogurt in the blender & the berries, got confused when the berries blended into the yogurt and just kept adding more. Only stopped when we ran out of berries.
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