His dick was so small it sat perched on top of his balls like it was king of his scrotum.
Still workable. Pretty sure i told her i'd eat her out in the woods.
Yessssssssss. I got taped to a couch last night apparently. I also thought i was close to scoring after talking to some chick about hard boiled eggs
I took his sheets with my when I left seeing that I underestimated my period. Also grabbed a 6-pack out of the fridge because breakfast is the most important meal of the day & I don't do other peoples laundry for free.
Bren left me with a lovely parting gift. Newfouund alcoholism. I'm on the kitchen floor, hugging a bottle of vodka. It's my only friend now.
He asked me to hum the Ghost Busters theme song as I was going down on him
I'll have you know my trust issues and my daddy issues are two COMPLETELY different topics of conversation.
Of the past 48 hours, 46 of them have been spent naked. I'd say it's been a good two days.
Geez don't go to a bar for a few days and everyone freaks out.
This may be the alcohol talking, but I'm pretty sure I know Spanish now
Yes, ur purse got stole with our condo keys in it but my slut ass saved us and we had a place to stay, AND I got to choke a motherfucker while riding him. Thats taking one for the team.
All I want to do is lay in my bed and eat hotdogs
if i drink i'll go into liver failure but ok
totally worth it, dude its $1 pbr
Oh fuck, I'm officially a cougar..he's got the same name as my grandson
He ate me out on the front lawn of the post office. The people in the office across the road definitely got a show!
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