No I remember falling down the stairs I just don't remember it hurting.
This sounds like "Sober" Ericka. Sorry that message wasn't for you. I only do business with "Fell off the wagon" Ericka. Please pass that message along to her.
Just watched the couple I sit for and 4 of their friends shotgun beers like college kids. Please let this be us when we get older.
I left him a voicemail saying i went through with the abortion and he texts me back one thing... the bbm "phew" face. really?
Close. The correct answer is shitting in a public toilet. We also would have accepted the pit of despair.
I cartwheeled across every street... They tried to stop me but I bit anyone who came near me
Is it bad that all my wine bottles have teeth marks in the cork?
I will blow you tomorrow if you bring me food tonight. Like a payment plan
i made up my own drinking game and i took a secret shot every time someone asked me about school or my future
She hash-tagged my name. I think it's safe to say that she remembers our hookup.
i took four shots of tequila, threw my fist up in the air, then went around the party showing everyone how to do the ninja turtle handshake. that's the last thing I remember
I wanted lighthearted conversation about ordering bulk condoms and anal lube but he's depressed and talking about god hating him, ugh
I wouldn't hate if he could handle a sex only type of ship. I really don't want to use the word "relation" in front of that.
Woke up on a lawn chair hugging a bottle of vodka. Hows your morning so far?
I've never seen anyone as high as you were.. you collapsed onto the kitchen floor hugging a tub of ice cream. You named it phil.
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