I just saw the girl you left with - Chris Hansen's looking for you
I may not go down in history, but i will definitely go down on your little sister.
I think she would actually eat a penis if anyone was brave enough to let one near her mouth
Wearing a Sarah Lawrence sweatshirt is like wearing a shirt that says, "I'm getting a degree in substitute teaching."
That explains waking up with one hand in the toilet and the other in the trash can
Since when does wearing a condom and going down on me make someone a gentlemen?
hot twin vs twin who's good in bed. why do my life choices same way unfair
Turns out getting tied up to two door handles and forced to repeatedly cum is actually a really good ab workout.
My vibrator challenges you to a duel.
Also, we accidentally donated a bong to goodwill
Btw...I puked in my hand last night and threw it on the floor. Don't let me do tequila ever again.
Are we playing "how much awkwardness can we fit in the final 29 hours of 2011"?
yes yes we are. Go do something with super glue. i don't want to win.
Batchelotette party success. I woke up on the floor in nothing but a thong, a garter and a shirt that says Just Do Me.
If I shaved my pubic hair into a heart for valentine's day how much would you judge me?
I gave her the last ten dollars to my name and bitch comes back with a six pack of bud light and a pack of sour patch kids
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