writing the newer testament. It's the 3rd for the series. I'll update u the rule changes later.
he doesn't care that i have a boyfriend so why should i?
logic in its finest
if he wont fuck me on the stairamster then i dont think theres much XXX shit going down
She stared for a good 10 seconds before calling my dick "awe-inspiring", and then proceded to give me blueballs. All in all the ego boost made my night break even
She climbed through the window and into my bed. Not even sure who she is. Was thinking she might be a friend of yours?
she's a dental assistant. she can get nitrous. kinda looks like a sloppy bucket of fuck. time to take one for the team. NEED SHOTS STAT!!
I'm not drunk enough to eat silly string
Here's how he asked the pregnant girl for a cigarette. Hey yo prego throw me a square. Not joking.
Scary truckers and hobos. These are the men I attract
And suddenly....Tubas. Tubas everywhere.
All I remember is dance battling with a man named tom the entire time who kept buying me drinks so id say it was a success
Serious question: is he hot or is my vagina just that barren?
You called your ex, and talked to her for an hour about how you miss her, came back inside and asked the girl with the biggest tits if you could take a pic with your face in them and sent her the picture.
He's a snuggler. Every time I attempt to make a move to find my bra he reigns me in. Needless to say i could be here a while.
Think of the things uve done in the past. And ask urself "have I done worse?" If u answer yes. Its perfectly ok.
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