I hraet yuo
did you say you heart me or hate me?
who is this?
he is so obsessed with the fact that he works at Apple
i know, its like he jerks off to steve jobs
just woke up in the beanbag bin at walmart
Exactly. All of us sinners go to hell and get nothing while all of the goody two shoes get to go to heaven where its all pink floyd, lasers, and pot.
The frequency that you give me blue balls couldn't be healthy.
you were stumbling around in your attic looking for all your swim team medals because you wanted to "feel like a champion."
He came on my chin and called me cumbledore. i give up.
Drinking wine out of an empty soup can and watching spongebob squarepants.. I eveb hate myself
He tried to say the picture wasn't him. Like I'd forget his curved boner.
I understand where he's coming from but I don't want this alcohol to revolve around relationship
Wait
It was one of those "wake up holding a random metal flower" kind of nights.
Dude you filled up a protein shake mixer with White Russians so you didn't have to keep coming upstairs.
Dad's already had 6 Zionist conspiracy rants and moms trying to detect any "dark energies" in my soul. You have 4 days before you return to this shit: ENJOY THEM
They just dared her to tape flip flops to her tits. Entertainment value cannot be found like this in any other part of America.
I was just told I’m pretty enough to be a catfish. This made me so happy...
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