wat bout pragnant strippers??
i was looking up hair salons in ithaca for the wedding and one is a hair salon/ sake bar! you can have sake or champagne while you get your hair done!
question, how would one sake-bomb while getting hair done without getting a horrible haircut?
I wish life was like dora the explorer where dancing pigs appear out of nowhere to solve your problems for you
I know im too high when i think porn has an interesting story line.
So, I had a dream last night that girls approached guys at the bar and said things like "i would like to pleasure you tonight." No drink buying, no sweet talking or ANYTHING.....it. was. awesome.
then he said "your boobs looked so much bigger on girls gone wild"
I forgot about that,good spring break.
Just got a lecture from Dad about how I need to be more responsible and start buying my weed in larger quantities so that i can save money. Like he was serious and kind of disappointed in me for not adapting to his method earlier.
All I could understand from his text was "hatchet" "soccer" & "bitch". its safe to say andy has had enough to drink & will be violent soon
Ok see being that I'm not present or participating your vague texts "neeeeed that" and "vagina" leave a lot to question.
What's your ideal size in a man?
I just asked if you could cover my shift tomorrow......
You were taking in your sleep. You were like Jess that's that animal we were talking about and you Hugged her feet
The only person who DOESN'T think it's a horrible idea to sleep with my ex is my therapist. Obviously I trust her judgement above all others.
I think you're literally the first guy to ever pick up a chick from pinterest.
That awkward moment when your drug dealer pulls your boss out of the snow
JB just got pulled over and I am in the trunk...... this isnt good
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