I am going to fall madly in love with a ginger, marry the ginger and have lil ginger children running all around town. Oy
You shut your mouth
Helping high family members not look retarded is what family is for
Just threw up on my desk at work. They are making me go home.
I feel like shaving is just admitting i'm gonna do him, even though im still on the fence
shave. it'll take 10 min. Better safe than hairy.
Apparently suggesting that she was the kind of girl who might be expected to kill someone's pets hurt her feelings...
...if you're living vicariously thought me, that was a great blow job you just gave in the B&N parking lot.
I thought he was being really sweet and protective when he pulled me away from the guy i was hooking up with, but turns out he just wanted me to get chicken nuggets with him...
Hey do you have any hot friends that would settle for less?
can we take a moment to remember my theory on 'your tongue is a snake that lives in your mouth' because we reached a whole new level of high
It's Been a while since I puked in vomit bush. I hope it doesn't feel neglected
oh man that would be weird.. i feel like we should do dirty things before anything super intimate like a massage.
Shaving your balls drunk sounds like a good idea untill you do it
I want to have sex in my car again before I put the car seat back in
Apparently karate chopping the fronts off all the paper towel and soap dispensers in the bathrooms isn't even frowned upon. Like even at the third bar when I fell flat on my back trying to jump kick the last one some guy just helped me up and high fived me. America.
No I come to this class stoned every week. Except last week when I was drinking in class
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