Dual....:-)
Why does it always sting when I'm breaking the seal taking a piss?
b/c u have herpes
No i said "always", not "since 2003" Asshole.
Now that I've come to graduate college. I realized the only discernible skill I learned was how to roll a joint properly. go me.
Well thats $24,000 well spent.
you started whispering 'the itsy bitsy spider' while you were putting your hands up my shorts.
he just tried to convince me that tylenol is a gateway drug
we found you standing over and eating out of my neighbor's garbage can
She kept chasing him yelling thief, because he drank some of her drink. That was at 8, it got worse.
Oh, and no balcony sex...trust me.
I need a picture of your dick for my friends birthday card
i just had a pap smear and two shots. lets hit the beach.
I'm laying in the fetal position on the floor of my kitchen eating potato salad with my fingers. Please come over with some real food and keep me company.
Hey, I got 20% of the people home that I was responsible for. I can't be expected to do much more.
I've been trying to brush my teeth for 20 mins now... Mother of hangovers.
I bought a machete, tennis balls, and matches. How is this NOT going to be a great night?
Do you remember seeing anyone put a "my other penis is a vagina" bumper sticker on my car?
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